We ordered Chinese take-out for lunch at work today. I'm famous for always getting the "strange" fortunes, and today was certainly no exception. Here's my fortune:

Muchos pasos falsos son hechos por quedarse parado.

That's right. I got a fortune in Spanish. What the fuck?

Translated, it means, "False steps are often made while still being idle."


Leave it to me to get the ONLY fortune written in Spanish. Ever.